Chances are you knew this already, but you're a redneck. Some people confuse "Southern" with "white trash," and you don't make the distinction any easier. You're not just proud of where you're from, you're also probably proud of the toilet in your yard, your devotion to wearing wife-beaters, your aversion to clean underwear, and the fact that your mom didn't have to change her last name if/when she married your dad..